I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
