38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
