There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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