Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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