I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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