Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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