there was a trapeze. enough said
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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