never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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