Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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