You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm going to jail i love you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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