dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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