I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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