I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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