Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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