OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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