love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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