well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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