What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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