haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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