Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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