I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
