If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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