Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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