Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
