I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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