Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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