Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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