Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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