I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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