O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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