Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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