His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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