He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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