How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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