you win again, gameday.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
