i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
