another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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