Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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