Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
