I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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