they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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