Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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