That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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