WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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