i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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