Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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