You're my little dorito
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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