i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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