You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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