She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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