just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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